Princess Leia the Hutt

We all age. Its a fact. But what the fuck happened to Princess Leia?  I think that at some point in Return of the Jedi, Jabba drugged her and stuck his fat, Hutt cock into her and they created a baby.  The baby was secretly delivered in the Ewok village and kept hidden from view .


Princess Leia the Hutt was on the today show to discuss paternity.

As we can see from the picture below Leia the Hutt even sits in a similar pose as her father Jabba.

She just lacks the opium pipe and the little sidekick.


On a recent episode of Maury Povich it was revealed that Princess Leia and Jabba were also the parents of this guy....





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