The Stolen Identity Fiasco

So Dr. Teeth was contacted by the IRS the other day.  Seems that someone has stolen my identity but thankfully not my act.  Bastards!!! 

The good news is my identity itself is a stolen one, so they actually stole someone else's identity.  The jokes on them, even if its not a very funny, Jackie Mason sort of joke.

But now I have to go out there and steal another identity.  Maybe I have to become a smurf rather than a muppet.

Fucking Smurfs.

Smurfette looks rather sexy!!!