Dr. Doolittle Does Nothing.

Ok, I am pissed.  What the fuck happened to Eddie Murphy?  He refuses to acknowledge he was ever on SNL, which was the funniest shit he ever did.  He no longer makes movies like 48hrs or Beverly Hills Cop, but instead comes out with shit like 1,000 Words, Imagine That and Pluto Nash, while he's not busy being a house niggar for Disney by doing Haunted Mansion. 

It seems like God is punishing Eddie Murphy for his offensive, controversial, yet hysterical stand up from the 80's.  Everyone was using the word FAGGOT back then so get over it. 

Now he stars in 1000 Words, a movie which was actually made 4 years ago.  It sat on a shelf collecting dust since George Bush was in office.  And in the movie, Eddie, an actor known and loved for being fast talking, is rendered with only 1000 words to speak before he dies.

What the fuck is that?

He should just do a silent movie while he's at it. Or at least ask Tyler Perry to create a sitcom for him or take over hosting duties on Family Feud from Steve Harvey.

Eddie Murphy has become a complete embarassment causing me to believe he actually died years ago, and this is just a stand in.

I am begging Eddie to set himself on fire, fire his agent, get out of Hollywood, or join the fucking Marines, but STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY FUCKING MOVIES.

Below are some clips to remind you and I that Eddie Murphy had talent at one point......

Eddie Murphy Ice Cream Man bit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ

Eddie Murphy - Family Cookout 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1viJF2hgl0&feature=related