The Gorgeous Lexi Schafer

Dr. Teeth has many celebrity friends and he has dated more than a few models.  But.......

I'm proud to call this woman my friend.  She is a model, but more importantly she dedicates her life to the care and rescue of needy animals.  These are photo's I took of her back in 2003 when I was interviewing her for a modeling magazine.  Who knew that 7 years later we'd actually become friends.

      
 She has a heart bigger than most!!! 

Another Fathers Day

Dr. Teeth doesn't lie.  He wears his heart on his sleeve.  He is honest to a fault and he'd like to tell you something.

I haven't spoken to my father in 21 years and at this point I have no idea where he is.  I haven't a clue whether he is alive or dead, or whether he is in the CIA or working the midnight shift at a local 7-11.

Now my stepfather raised me for the most part and I haven't seen nor spoken to him in 16 years.

You may ask, "Dr. Teeth you handsome bastard, why don't you speak to your fathers?" Well I can tell you that its more their fault then mine.  They have turned their backs on my.

Its wonderous to be denied by your own flesh and blood, but how many of us get to be denied by more than one father?  I struck gold twice.

And to boot I haven't spoken to my brother in 13 years, because he would rather let us wonder if he's alive or dead.  He wants nothing to do with the family.

So lets take score here......

Real Dad........GONE
Step Dad........GONE
Brother..........GONE/MISSING

MOTHER.......ALWAYS HERE!!!!!!!

So I may have gotten stuck with shitty male role models who abandoned me, but at least my mother has never given up on me.  And as a constantly depressed adult with emotional issues, my mother sticking by me makes her a saint.

St. Mom

Thank you Mom!!!