Dancing With The Tards:Celebrity Edition

Ok so before you get all up in arms, remember I make fun of everyone, including myself.  If you can't handle that then fuck off, don't read this and put your head in a fucking hole.

So there is a new show coming to NBC called Dancin' With The Tards in which a group of famous retarded people compete in dancing competitions with only one being crowned the winner.

This season's list of Tards includes....

1. Todd Bridges, the last living Stroke.
2. Sarah Palin, who reads all the uhm, stories written on paper.
3. Corky from Life Goes On
4. Gary The Retard
5. Beetlejuice
6. George W. Bush
7. Lindsey Lohan
8. John K.
9. The Cast of Facebook.
10. A chicken


There will be Square Dancing, Electric Slide, Chicken Dance, Break Dancing and Dancing with Animals.

So come watch this amazing new show on Saturday Nights this summer on NBC....be there.