Dear Doctor Teeth-
I found you on Craigslist and was hoping it would be under the man seeking man section, but not a chance. I am very disappointed but hope one day you'll want to "hook up" with me.
James Cargill
LaGrange Illinois
Dear Teeth-
You're fucking weird man. I love it. Keep it up.
Greg
Glen Ellyn Illinois
Dear Doctor Teeth-
It has always been my fantasy to have sex with a muppet. I wonder how your furry hands would feel on my body. I know I'm cray cray, but you turn me on. I hope you like the pic.
Jenna
Carol Stream Illinois
Yes Jenna I would like to turn you on. I have sent you my phone number. See you soon.
Dear Doctor Teeth-
You posted a picture of my fucking girlfriend you muppet cocksucker. You're a fucking dead man. And your blog is stupid assed shit. Get a life.
Trevor Meaner
Niles, Illinois
