Poor Me

Don't you hate it when people tell you that you're playing, "Poor Me."  And how does one play Poor Me anyway? What are the rules to Poor Me?  Do you need more than one player or can you play alone? Is Poor Me a card game or a board game?  And what are the age requirements to play, Poor Me?

Does Poor Me come with directions because if I'm going to play Poor Me, I want to do it right because I don't want some fucker to come along and accuse me of cheating.  Since I prefer video games, is there an XBox 360 version of Poor Me that I can buy? 

I wonder how long people have been playing Poor Me.  Is this a game that has been passed down through generatons or is it relatively new?  And does Poor Me have anything in common with Poor You.  Ohh poor you, you're always playing Poor Me. 

You're godamned right.  I am actually the high score holder on Frogger, Donkey Kong and Poor Me.  In fact I own one of the original arcade versions of Poor Me in my basement. I love to sit down there alone with my coffee and play Poor Me all day. 

You know what game I like to tell people who accuse me of playing Poor Me to play?  Fuck You.