Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Dry Mind and Sizzurp

You know this great and amusing shit doesn't always flow out of Dr. Teeth's mind.  It takes inspiration or Sizzurp.

Let's start with Sizzurp. What the fuck is wrong with these black Rap Artists.  They need to get high off of $10 worth of Robitussin? 

This ugly motherfucker just got out of the hospital because he Od'd on the Sizzurp. 

You know what I am instituting a rule right now, its called Cough Syrup, not Sizzurp And its 50 Cents not Fiddy Cent.
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Now lets talk about the gangland activity in Chicago.  We keep getting these reports that the person shot this time was, "not the intended target"., and this explains why there are so many gangbangers.  They are so fucking bad at shooting that they kill everyone but themselves.  I say start an after school program on target practice.  Teach these young boys how to hit their intended targets.



My bad, I didn't mean this type of gang-banger, I mean this type...


I don't understand why Rap stars can't take advantage of their fame and fortunes and leave the Ghetto living behind.  They still wanna engage in Feuds, gun carrying, cough syrup overdosing and sending a bad message to the black youth of America, all while reconfirming why so many people have racial issues with black people to begin with.

Once they change their attitudes maybe then will white people change their's. 

Oh no Dr. Teeth is a fucking racist....no Dr. Teeth isn't afraid to speak the truth.  When we avoid the difficult truths, progess is at a standstill.

What's the name of that one black muppet?


That's right there were no black fucking muppets.  Do the math folks. Do the mothafuckin' math.

Peace 5000