Thursday, July 19, 2012

Tom Cruise Goes On Vacation

BREAKING NEWS:  Tom Cruise was photographed leaving for vacation after spending time with daughter Suri.
NM FAKE #3

Tom felt the need to get away after the collapse of his marriage with Katie Holmes.  Tom and his team are still investigating what went wrong with the marriage, which seemed to be fine until Katie unexpectedly filed for divorce.


This photo shows Katie during the marriage.  Tom and his team couldn't put her back together again and she regained control over her own brain.

Not to worry because Tom and his team of Scientologists are busy working on Tom's new Wife.



This is the suit that Tom and Katie had to wear when making love.  This is Scientology rule #256

There must also be an R2D2 looking chaperone in the room in case Tom malfunctions and tries to go GAY!!!!

Gay Porn Star and Sting look alike, Allen Wrench could not be reached for comment....