North Korea, in conjunction with Class of Nuke 'Em High, coming to Blue Ray is threatening to unleash its fire crackers, uhm....., sorry I meant Nuclear Bombs on America. I am so fucking ready for this.
I say send 'em over boys.
Korean radio morning zoo host Kim Jung Goo has been calling America daily with prank phone calls which has only served to annoy the American government. Phone calls to the White House asking, "Is your refridgerator running?" has really been keeping the politicians from their real work.
There have also been wide reports that Godzilla has been hired by North Korea, much to the dismay to the Japanese, too come to America and create havoc on American Soil.
Neither Godzilla nor Reps for Godzilla could be reached for comment. But TMZ is reporting that Godzilla and an unnamed friend have booked tickets on Southwest for Florida.
Reporters asked President Obama about the immenent danger of an attack from North Korea on America, to which he replied, "Yo man I'm axing y'all to let a nigga do his job an' let me finish my basketball game."
The above photo shows the threatening stance that North Korea has taken with our President, going so far as to threatening to take their ball and go home.
With plans for three vacations this summer now being put on hold, Obama flew back to Chicago, attended a Bulls game, ate at Carsons, and is now holed up in his Hyde Park home waiting to find out if his VP is even human....
The White House has reached out to the Kardashians, and Doctor Drew for help, revealing how seriously this situation is getting.
Will summer 2013 be the Summer of Nuclear Rain?
Stay tuned.......
