5. John Lennon- I have always suspected he paid Chapman to kill him to get the fuck away from that whiny fucking gook Yoko. What I would do just to shut her up. I would let sharks eat me alive. I would certainly take a few bullets to the body....
4. Ronald Reagan- Hey if you didn't really wanna be president just tell someone. Ya didn't have to go and get yourself shot to avoid doing your job.
3. Tony Soprano- Oh wait, he didn't get shot. Or did he? Seems no one knows for sure because that asshole David Chase decided not to finish the last ten seconds of the series. That fucker. Actually James Gandolfini couldn't outrun a box of doughnuts as it turns out.
2. Tupac- Well I'm glad he didn't outrun the bullets. He sucked and so did his music. Live like a thug, die like a thug. You had fame, talent and power and yet you couldn't let the ghetto go. Fuck you.
1. Kermit the Frog- Became a male prostitute on Craigslist and got hooked on bath salts. It seems like a sex deal went sour and Kermit paid for it with his life. You stupid fucking frog. But then again would you wanna fuck a pig your whole life?
