Monday, June 17, 2013

Escapism: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

Most people have some form or another of handling a shitty day or escaping from a shitty day.
Some go out a fuck whomever.
Some drink, and drink a lot.
Many smoke weed.
Some will do cocaine.

But oh so many will pop Xanax, Klonipin, or Valum.

But when you're in recovery you cannot really rely on any of that, except maybe the sex unless its risky, unsafe and craigslisty sort of sex.

Sometimes as a person in recovery I am pissed because I don't get to shut down like everyone else. I am not allowed to escape.

Sure I take Klonipin, but its for anxiety and I don't abuse it.

There are times lately when I just want to disappear in a cloud of marijuana smoke.

Something to make me forget my woes and cares and just float away.

There is honor in being sober, but supposedly there is also honor in having your leg blown off by an IED in Iraq..... go fuck yourself.



Today I am jealous and envious of those who are allowed to smoke, drink and float away.

Origin Stories: Super Hero Movies

How often are they going to keep giving us Origin Stories?

Bruce Wayne came out of his mommy's vagina.
Peter Parker came out of his mommy's vagina.
Superman probably came out of his mommy's vagina.
Most of the Avenger's came out of Vagina's.

They all originate from their mommy's vagina's.

Then they are kids.  Playing with toys, getting into fights at school then one day being called to duty to be superhero's. 

We get it.  Enough of the origin stories. Give us some cool rivals, monsters, evil twins, etc. to have fun with. Enough of the born from mommy's vagina stories.

We know where Spiderman comes from.
We know where Superman comes from.
We know Bruce Wayne needs Welbutrin.

They should make a series of adult video's in which we get to see all of their parents "making" them.  Maybe Spiderman's mom is a real slut in bed.

Maybe Superman's parents fuck very differently than humans, since Superman is technically an alien.

I'd love to see how aliens have sex. 

I wonder also what Wonder Woman taking on Superman and Batman would be like.

Just because they are superhero's doesn't mean that have big cocks.

But who knows......