Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Horror or Porn: ADULT VERSION

Oh how I rue the day that SAW was ever made. And not really even SAW but SAW II and HOSTEL.

The new breed of horror film has awakened. 

These films think that torture and excessive gore are what scares audiences and seeing that we live in the internet world where we can watch 911 over and over, and watch captured people beheaded by the Taliban on Youtube, it's no wonder why the only thing that might scare audiences is torture, and extreme amounts of it.

Horror movies used to slowly build tension and a sense of unease, but today that just push that to the side so that they can torture a character and kill them.

Anyone with a half ounce of brains would realize that the SAW series defies even the most illogical of logic.  And HOSTEL, well it was a half assed movie better left forgotten.

I have coined a term for these new films and its GORN. Gore in the style of Porn.
Here's how it works....

Take a person, and torture them for 15 minutes....
Take a person and fuck them for 15 minutes....

Then finally kill them with an amazing death.
Then cum all over the girls face with an amazing cum shot.
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Porn scene's have to end with the "money shot" or cum shot or you don't have a scene.
Torture movies have to end a scene with a gruesome death or you don't have a scene.

The sex in porn is the torture in horror.  The death is the cumshot.

Porn doesn't bother with logic or story or character development, but then again it doesn't have to and most people don't want it too. They wanna see a creepy looking guy fuck a pristine and young looking virgin.

Horror films have a responsibilty to have logic, and coherency and story and character development, but alas most of today's horror films cannot be bothered.

As long as you have Human Centipede 2, which I dub the Child Pornography of Horror Movies, who needs movies like Frankenstein, Exorcist or The Shining.



In Human Centipede 2, the Director, if you will, directs his "gang bang" of performers after he connects their mouths to the ass in front of them.  In porn, the director directs his performer to eat the pussy or the ass of the other performer. 

But Human Centipede 2 is a movie of such depravity it should be burned.

Well I am getting a bit redundant, but in the end, guys go to horror movies to "jerk off" to scene's of bloody torture claiming it was a great movie.

Those same guys jerk off to a porn movie and after the girl squirts (ie. blood), and the man cums (ie.blood) all over her face and mouth, the guy claims it was a great scene.

It's a shame what the American horror film has become; nothing but cheap porn without the nudity.