Tuesday, October 15, 2013

An Ode to Black Stretch Pants

They were made for girls to wear, but they were created for men to enjoy.  BLACK STRETCH PANTS!!!!

I mean, come on, they are so tight fitting that you can see every curve of a woman's thigh, the roundness of her butt and the shape of her vagina.  Its not my fault; I didn't create them, but I will enjoy them.

Whether they be cotton, vinyl or some other amazing space age fabric, I don't care.

Here are some examples...





I love them, and the color black makes them uber sexy. Me love long time.

And of course Cat Woman makes them even sexier.




I want to give praise and thanks to the Black Stretch Pants and stretch pants in general. They make being a man a whole lot more fun.



Unfortunately these pants sometimes have the opposite effect.