Monday, May 20, 2013

Doctor Teeth Hits GITMO

Ok so a weekend of severe partying, did you know that you can snort Nutmeg, and probably catching STD's from at least 9 different homeless prostitutes, the FBI and Dept of Homeland Security came knocking on my door.

They found me. 


I told them I was doing a shitty documentary about a celebrity going crazy, but they weren't having it.  Turns out I'm not a legal US citizen, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH MOM AND DAD, and they wanted to question me about the uprising and revolts led by my ten year old adopted son TIBOR.


Fucking TIBOR is always getting me into trouble. Otherwise he is cock-blocking me with the ladies. He may be ten but he is so fucking hung.  He got that from his mother.

TIBOR tried to access the White House via the internet, not as a Hacker, but literally crawled inside the internet and shoveled his way toward the white house.  He saw TRON too many times.

So until the Dept of Homeland Security can locate TIBOR, they have decided to use me as bait, and toss my ass in GITMO.

All the prisoners here have been kind.  They welcomed me with open arms.  Seems they are in the middle of a Hunger Strike.


These 3 guys are my cell mates.

I decided that the hunger strike was stupid so I eat, and eat a lot.  I like to wave it in their faces to make them jealous.

How long is the US Government gonna use me as collateral to catch TIBOR?

Where the fuck is Tibor?  I got drugs too do.  Blogs to write.  And whores to bore.

If you are reading this Tibor....

I am going to fucking kill you.  I am going to skin your body and wear your skin like a raincoat.

I am done covering for you.

I am...........

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN HACKED(@*#@!()*(&@!!!!......TRANSMISSION OVERRIDE.....

Dear old Daddy Teeth.....

This is TIBOR...


We are coming for you.................................