Thursday, April 25, 2013

Wally and the Beaver: Boston Terrorists

Well it was only a matter of time before these two bastard children of June and Ward Cleaver would strike at the heart of the USA, instilling fear and chaos amongst its citizens.


They are so innocent looking but look at some of the chaos they are responsible for....


They caused this wave back in 1997 that almost destroyed part of the East Coast.



They were also responsible for the destruction of the Death Star.

These two are considered armed and very dangerous. Police are on a "shoot to kill with extreme prejudice" order.

Hundreds of calls have been flooding in to FBI headquarters claiming that these two boys have been seen on TV dozens of times.

Leave It to Beaver

There is a group that is claiming the FBI is making up these terrorist activites to frame the Cleaver Boys. Recent evidence that points to this is the sudden death of Lumpy "Frank Bank" Rutherford.  No cause of death has been announced. 

My team of crack reporters have reached out to Godzilla for comment...

Godzilla, shown here with his fiancee standing next to the head of a creature he recently murdered commented, "Wah da fuck y'all keep on pesterin' me?  Wah da fuck do I have to do wit Wally and Beaver Cleaver, yo!!"

Continue to follow this blog for future reports on Wally and the Beav.