Monday, March 30, 2015

What Keeps Them Coming Back

The title of this post is completely misleading.  The real question is, "Why do I keep coming back"?  Who is this dark muppet that I inhabit? What is it about his misogyny and grotesqueness that draws me in like a moth to a light?

His claims of bedding every porn star ever including Ron Jeremy seems to good to be true.  His claims of 38 stays in rehab beating out every single Hollywood fuck up.

 

He has been banned in fourteen countries.  His blog is banned in 28.  He has spent time in more foreign jails than can be counted.  The US government has denied his existence publicly 19 times yet have rescued him 11.

The legend of Doctor Teeth has grown over the years. Claims of bedding 57,000 women seems impossible in a single life time, but thats only if you've only lived once......

Dr. Teeth has been regarded as the only man to have received every award ever given away.  He holds the most Oscars and Bowling League trophies than anyone else combined.

Maybe that's why I keep coming back.

Oh yeah and he likes to post pictures of naked cuties.

-John