The Surgeon General in conjunction with 4 out of 5 dentists, the fifth being a fucking jerk, have come together to release Health Information regarding this blog page.
50 % of the people who come here won't come back.
70% of the people who read this blog will be entertained.
30% of the people who read this blog will be disgusted.
3% of the readers will die.
98.9% of my ex's will be discussed or disseminated on this site.
25% of the blogs here may cause cancer.
34% of the blogs here will cause pre-mature ejaculation.
12% of the content of this blog will be 80% gross.
1 out of 4 people will tell their friends about this blog.
45 foreign nations will go to war because of this blog.
The Vatican does not endorse this blog.
The United States has distanced itself from this blog.
Reading this blog caused me to develop anal tumors, thus ending my life on April 1st, 1954. The newspapers regarded it as the sickest and cruelest April Fool's joke ever perpetrated on family members.
