Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Gods of My Childhood:XXX

News broke yesterday that my good friend and former co-star RON JEREMY was in the ICU and in very critical condition....

This got me to thinking about the Hollywood Hero's I had growing up.  I wanted to be Rocky and Han Solo and Indiana Jones, and Superman.  And I worshipped the actors that played these iconic roles, but then there was a time when puberty hit.....

There is a point in every boys life when we see our first ADULT FILM.  It is an amazing experience that one never forgets.  It was 1984 when I saw my first, called TAILENDERS.  What I didn't realize then but found out later, was that it was basically an incest type scenario.  It seemed that Taboo and other taboo related subjects were all the rage in the early 80's.  At some point these movies were banned but thats another story...

Watching my first adult film was a strange experience.  Part of me wanted to throw up, but part of me kept wondering what that feeling was down below, in my pants.  I knew that I didn't want to watch the movie with anyone else around.  It made me feel a weirdness that I didn't want to share with anyone else.  Later I would realize that the movie made me want to masturbate and I didn't want anyone else watching.  Having other people watch would come later.

So there came a time when Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Buck Adams, and some other forgotten names, became HERO'S I looked up to.

These were guys who had sex with blondes, brunettes, mom's, teens, blacks, mexicans, twins, groups, inside and outside, cars, hotels, beaches, streets, outter space, etc...

These were guys who were doing something I wanted to do.  I wanted to have sex.  And at that age I suddenly wanted to have sex with everyone and anyone.

I watched those movies wondering when it would be my turn, and even when it was my turn I would never have the experiences these guys have.

They were my idols.  And as much as I wanted to swing from vines like Indy, and punch out Mr. T like Rocky, I now wanted to sit in the back of a corvette with two women who were sharing me.

Most guys won't admit it.  But I am Dr. Teeth and I admit everything. 

I hope Ron recovers.  And I know that I will never stop idolizing these guys, only difference is that I don't idolize them as many times a day as I used to. LOL

Regards-

Dr. Teeth