Fuck, two little turds set off bombs in Boston this week setting up a worldwide terror scare and you did nothing.
Some doucebag sent ricin laced letters to a bunch of senators and the POTUS, and yet you did nothing.
North Korea!!! Do we even have evidence that this place fucking exists. I don't think its real!
This cute young lady wants to say, "FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA!"
In other North Korea news, GODZILLA has decided to return to his native land of Tokyo citing that the North Koreans were never serious about his signing a contract and that all the speculation that he would joing the North Korean team was merely speculation. My on the scene reporter met up with Godzilla and got this quote, "Yo man, this all bullshit. I never was goin' work for da Koreans. I jus' doin' my thang, and got swept up in the shi'. Ain't nobody got time for dat.", to which my reporter replied, "Godzilla! When the fuck did you go black, and do you ever plan on going back."
Godzilla asked for privacy so he could spend time with this unnamed Japanese woman thought to be the mother of his child.
The North Korean's had no comment on the Godzilla situation other than to say, "We are just trying to rebuild. Put a strong team out on the field, and hopefully burn America to the ground."
Calls to America were not returned.
