Powerball Cut In Line

So an 84 woman who probably has just months to live won $590 million in the Powerball after a much younger person let her cut in line.  Had she not been so nice she'd be sitting on $590 mil right now.  So much for being nice.

And will this 84 year old woman even give this chick a few million? Doubt it.

Doctor Teeth has said this over and over....

OLD PEOPLE ARE WORTHLESS.

They drive 22 mph in a 50.
They turn in the middle of the street.
They still write checks.
They modify all their food until its just a blog of nothing on a plate.
They smell.
They are full of age spots.
They only give you $5 on your birthday.
They tip 7%.
They aren't hot.

And they fucking steal $590 mil from those of us who are sure to live a bit longer than they.

It's time to take our country back from the Senior Citizen Brigade that seeks to keep us down.

A "thank you" isn't worth $590 mil
A nice gesture isn't worth $590 mil

Nothing is worth $590 mil besides $590 million.


You don't wanna know what I'd do to get that money in my pocket.

Fuck you old people!!!!

At least until I too am old then its FUCK YOU YOUNG PEOPLE!!!

From Beiber to Stern

Its been a crazy week. 

Well not really, because I am not a celebrity but I had a "wet dream" the other night so here goes...

I had this dream that Bieber, Lohan, Bynes, Octomom, Tan Mom, Farrah Abraham, Kim K, and assorted other annoying celebritards were all in the same airplane that was hijacked by 19 Saudi Arabian terrorists and the plane was flown into the side of Mount Rushmore.

The plane survived.
The hijacking jihadists survived.
The Mount survived, but....

The Celebritards all died from massive stupidity and lack of purpose.

The Feds couldn't identify the bodies because they didn't give a FUCK!!!


In other Blogitaboutit News,

Is it me or does Justin Bieber look like Brandon Tina (Hilary Swank) in Boys Don't Cry?




And finally, What the fuck happened to HOWARD STERN?!!!!  Co-Hosting America's Got Talent has shown that Howards relentless battle to be loved and accepted still hasn't ended.

He has $400 million and a hot fucking wife.  Three healthy kids and is probably the most recognizable and successful broadcasters in radio history, but NO...........

He's got to be one of four losers on a loser TV show where America DOESN'T HAVE SHIT FOR TALENT!!!
Fuck you Howard Stern you turd!!!!!


Take Care Folks-

I'm outta here.....