Now this isn't going to be a whole rant on relationships, my god that would be boring, but I do wanna say a few things.
I remember actually being inside a woman within the first week of dating and both of us declaring, "I wanna take this slow." Were we referring to the sex or the relationship, because having a "taking it slow" discussion as your penis sits inside a vagina is just plain bad timing.
Another common mistake is that after the first date, the two of you suddenly co-habitate, text constantly, talk on the phone and completely forget you have family or friends.
This is not good. And even if you wanna take things fast, this is pretty darn fast.
It's funny I have never been in a relationship where the woman and I discussed the importance of taking things fast. Maybe if we did, then when we took it fast anyway we could say it was part of the plan to begin with.
Here are some guidelines I have created for myself and others in an effort to be more successful.
1. NO sex until after 10 dates. Her pussy will be there when you get there.
2. If you feel the need to say I love you after a month...don't.....and if six months later you're still a couple, then think about saying it. But do not say it within six months.
3. Phone calls should only happen every few days and ZERO conversations should be had via text. Texting has made us so damn lazy and things are easily misinterpreted. Texting should be saved for, "I'm on my way.", or "Did you want cream in your coffee.", or "Fuck off we're breaking up."
4. Facebook has destroyed humanity so don't let it destroy your relationship. If you're dating someone you don't already know then do not friend them on Facebook for at least 6 months. Let them get to know you not the internet version where you say crazy shit and might have written something a year ago that they'll throw in your face now.
5. If the woman always expects you to pay, have sex with her and dump her. She will only drive you nuts in the long run. She should be willing to pay some of the time. This ain't the 1950's anymore folks.
6. IF a woman is indecisive, DUMP HER. She can come back when she knows how to make a decision. You are not there as her lab rat to figure things out.
7. If you want to take things slowly then TAKE THEM FUCKING SLOWLY. People always claim that they tried but fate intervened. Fate my balls. Be responsible for your actions.
8. Your porn collection should be well hidden and only brought out if she asks. Don't sit there watching porn when she arrives. Kinda turns 'em off.
9. If you smoke, you're not gonna quit for her. So try and figure out a reasonable compromise and if its a deal breaker then keep on smoking becuase you're going to anyway.
10. If she takes you to meet her family within the first month, regardless of the reason, you should probably run fast. Meeting the family is huge and should not be looked at as a fluke, lark, happenstance, or whatever other 10 cent word you can come up with.
These tips are not meant to make things difficult, but rather to make things easier. I am sure there are more but 10 is such a perfect number. Just be smart and think things through.
If you're ejaculating all over her face and discussing taking things slowly....its already to late.
