In the Bible, God created man, then animal THEN woman. Woman came after fucking animals. That shows you were God's mind was. Then Eve is born and commits the first sin. Within weeks of being created a woman is already fucking up the planet.
Then this puts God in the position to have to sacrifice his only child Jesus. Jesus died for all of our sins. But if Eve hadn't been such a cunt, there would be no sin, and Jesus would still be alive today performing card tricks and doing back flips on water.
I can imagine Jesus on the cross thinking to himself as the blood runs down his face, "That fucking bitch!"
You notice in the Middle East Bible, Allah just stopped after the creation of man and animal, because those backwards motherfuckers love fucking goats. I mean a goat is allowed to roam free and have its face seen in public.
But those bearded motherfuckers must have pissed off Allah and he punished them by creating Middle Eastern women, whom the men hate so much they cover every fucking part of their body. The only thing thats allowed to show in public are their nostrils so they can breathe. They have less rights than a goat and if they talk back to the men, they get shot in the head, or have their hands chopped off or their bodies set on fire. I mean these guys really hate women. Thank God God created animals for them.
Now in the early 70's Jim Henson created the Muppets. They are all male except for one fat pig. He knew the trouble the men would get in if there were too many female muppets around. Granted there was Janis from my band, but she was to busy eating pussy and shooting heroin to bother with men. Fuck even Gonzo preferred chickens to women. Miss Piggy was this fat, annoying chick whom you could fuck, but would never admit to your friends that you had. And you certainly wouldn't date her. I mean who wants to date a fat pig?
Now lets move to the 1980's. Hanna/Barbera created the Smurfs. A group of blue men who got along and managed just fine. Then their arch enemy Gargamel wanted to destroy them in the very first episode so what plan did he come up with????? Send a FEMALE into their camp.
He sent this dark haired evil woman, although saying evil woman is an oxymoron, but anyway he sends her into their camp and she fucks everything up. The smurfs must have a great capacity for acceptance and understanding, because they turned her from a venomous brunette whore into a simple minded, stupid blonde named Smurfette.
As we see thoughout history from man, to muppet to smurf, women have been the cause and blame for an endless amount of pain, misery and suffering.
What have we learned?
