Tuesday, April 2, 2013

The BLOG The Government Doesn't Want You To Read

Everybody's got a cause. Why?  Because, because, because, because, because.....

OIL PRICES. MONSANTO FOOD.  GLUTEN.  HOUSING CRISIS.  WALL STREET.  TEA PARTY. REBPULICANS.  DEMOCRATS.  POLLUTION.  GLOBAL WARMING.....

If I listed all the causes, this blog would be longer and more boring than the Patriot Act.

The world, nay, America, is fucked up.  Really fucked up.  Probably more fucked up than its ever been.  Why is that?

Is it because greedy fucking Hippies from the 60's have sucked America dry?
Is it because our politicians are actually one single party that is sucking the American people dry?
Is it because we have become fat, lazy, gluttonous people in a I WANT IT NOW society?
Is it the Ipad, or Iphone, or Facebook, or Twitter, or High Speed Internet?

It's all of those things.

But here is some of the shit that makes me puke. The shit that makes my blood boil.  The shit that makes me wanna take a gun and not kill others, but kill myself...

1. 911- Oh poor us!  Look at the mass murder in dozens of other countries and we'd realize that 911 wasn 't so bad.

2. George Bush-  How this criminal, murderous, rapist dictator isn't sitting on Death Row will always confound me.  But remember Watergate back in the 70's?  It took millions of dollars to bring Nixon to "justice" only for Carter to come in and pardon him.  Yeah us presidents stick together.

3. Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan. (Mostly all bullshit military occupations that George Bush manufactured in response to a Saudi Arabian attack on our soil on 911.

4.  Iran, and North Korea! Are we gonna wait until they launch a nuke to actually do something about them.

5. Obama-care and the whole Obama presidency.  Whereas Bush was a criminal, Obama is just incompetent, but hey we put a niggar in the white house.

6. Modified foods and the over-medication of the American Public.  Make them sick, feed them drugs, and the FDA, the corrupt organization that "okay's" our food and drugs, get's richer, as do the drug companies.  Over 80% of America has altered brain function.

7. Protesters!! Your signs and your signatures aren't solving a god damned problem!

8. Wall Street.  The Financial Institutions and the Government in bed together to fleece and fuck over the American economy.  Problem is they've been doing it for years, only it took until 2008 for them to get caught with their pants down.

9.  Why live in a house when you can now live in an overpriced apartment.

10.  Food stamps, welfare, public health care, and all the other goverment funded programs that keep you sucking on their teet in order to live.  The goverment isn't empowering us, they are enslaving us.

11.  BiPolar, BiPolar 2, ADD, ADHD, Panic Disorder, Depression. More drugs please!!!

12.  Gluten, Asbergers, Autistic.  Remember in RainMan when Autism was this disorder that no one ever heard but now everyone seems to have.

13. People who make lists.

I gotta stop making this list; I'm getting sick.

Everything is fucked up.  This country is in the toilet.  THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 

Dare I say that all of the freedom we have in this country is actually destroying us.  Your law gets in the way of my law.  You interpret the Constitution differently than I do.  My agenda inpedes your agenda.

WE HAVE TO MUCH FREEDOM.  But then we realize that we aren't free at all. 

We aren't a Democracy, we are a Dictatorship.  We aren't American's, we are guinea pigs and suckers, and self serving morons who can't pass a math test or read books.  We are a virus.  I used to think people in general were viruses, but NO, AMERICA is a virus.

We need to be stopped.  We need to be destroyed by an FDA approved Medication.

In some ways I hope that Iran and North Korea nuke our asses, while Russia, China and Saudi Arabia, land on our shores and put us all in cages.

We must be stopped. Luckily I am a muppet so the rules don't apply to me.

They tear me apart, and someone comes along and manufacture's me at an inflated price on the back of some some sweat shop worker getting paid 10 cents an hour, and taxed 15 cents an hour.

Its over people. I'll see you on the other side......