Arnold, Sly, Bruce, I am fucking talking too you guys.
Bruce...58 years old
Sly.....66 years old
Arnold....65 years old.
What the fuck is the matter with you guys still doing Action Movies.
First of all the Action Movie genre is pretty much dead, just look at Jason Statham. He is young yet his shit still tanks at the box office.
Die Hard 5 is a piece of shit movie doing shit business at the box office. This time its not just Bruce's age, but the only thing that makes it a Die Hard movie is the fucking title.
Stallone came out with a forgotten movie recently that made like $40.
Arnold's big come back movie flopped in January, the dumping ground for Hollywood.
Now conspiracy therorists will say there is an Expendables curse, but the problem is we have SENIOR CITIZENS trying to save the day.
You're old, thats ok!! Go collect your AARP card, buy a cane, and eat fucking oatmeal, I don't care, just stop making these action movies. No one cares to see you break a hip and fracture your pelvis getting out of a car.
Now I hear Arnold is coming back for Terminator 5. Unless its a fucking cartoon, I don't see how this is possible. Why the fuck would John Conner send a 65 year old looking Terminator back in time to save the planet? And how many fucking times do you need to send Arnold back in time before you realize the plan doesn't work and the planet can't be saved!?!?!?!?!!
It's time to do something different guys. At least Bruce can act. Sly and Arnold, let's call it a day. Quit embarassing yourselves.
