DIFFRENT STROKES: Arnold and Willis are two black orphans adopted by a rich white guy and go to live with him and his daughter and the maid.
TRUTH: Arnold and Willis would show up and tie up Mr. Drummond after they've slashed the Maid's throat. Willis would invite his friends over and rape Kimberly over and over. And then after leaving her for dead, they'd rob the place and shoot Mr. Drummond in the head; of course while aiming the pistol sideways.
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SILVER SPOONS: Rick is the spoiled kid of a very rich father; himself a big kid at heart.
TRUTH: Ricky and his friends would sit around that house while his father was off in Tahoe fucking the assistant. Rick and his friends would be snorting coke and crystal meth while fucking strippers. Rick would occasionally call over his friend Alphonso who he met on craigslist and suck his cock.
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FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR: Will goes to live with his rich uncle and family after getting in trouble for being a shitty rapper.
TRUTH: After the first three episodes Will would be the victim of a senseless shooting and the show would be over.
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FULL HOUSE: 3 Single Dads raise one the Dad's three young girls.
TRUTH: The Dad would have found someone to adopt these kids and not ruin the rest of his fucking life being stuck with these brats. His two friends would assist him in either finding someone to adopt them or at least help in hiding the bodies.
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WEBSTER: Orphaned kid goes to live with his dead father's former teammate.
TRUTH: Webster was so short and tiny that he would have been the victim of repeated bullying and beat downs. Ultimately Webster would be found hanging in a closet from a shoe string. Dead. His parents would be on GMA, TODAY, etc talking about the horrors of bullying.
SMALL WONDER: Dad builds a robot girl and hilarity ensues.
TRUTH: This is too fucking easy. The dad would fuck the robot any chance he got, and so would his son. At night the mom would sneak in for a lesbian session. Am I the only one who see's this sitcom as a pedophilia/Incest- Porn movie.
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There are so many shows to cover and so little time. I will uncover the truth behind these plot lines as time allows.
