How do Zombies and Hippies survive a cold, cruel winter?
Granted during an outbreak of zombies or hippies, the outbreak is not contained to only the cold states so the warm states would be fighting a different battle, but in the cold states, after the first freeze I would think zombies and Hippies would be stopped dead in their tracks.
Zombies don't know how to make it to shelter, nor do they have the instinct too.
Hippies can try as they will to get their VW buses started but once the transmission has died, leaving them with an 8th of weed, 6 grilled cheese sandwiches and some Snapple, time would quickly run out.
Only those Hippies that had the foresight to make it to Vermont for a Phish show or California for a Furthur concert would be apt to survive.
During the winter months, the military could take advantage of thousands of popsickle zombies just sitting in the show frozen, like homeless people under the Red Line and destroy them. Remember any zombie kept under 32 degrees is a frozen zombie. Frozen zombies can't move.
And also remember, any Hippie with a guitar and some weed will remain quiet and not move until tickets to the next Widespread Panic show go on Pre-Order.
What I am saying is that there is a way to get the upper hand and destroy the Zombies and Hippies that plague this beautiful planet.
Let's start thinking outside the bun here folks.
