The Death Of Kemit the Frog Aug 20th, 2012

TMZ broke the news this morning that Kermit the Frog had died.  He was a freind of mine.

TMZ reports that Kermit was killed in a Mexican Gangland Murder.


He had been in a drunken rage for days following the news that there would be no MUPPET sequel.  His gambling debts far exceeded the money he made on that movie.  Kermit got into an argument with some Mexican kids over a $40 debt.

This gang, known for disgusting decapitations all over Mexico,....

Photograph taken of 80's Boy Band, MENUDO, killed when they got the lyrics to a song wrong.

...claimed that Kermit owed them $40 for losing at a game of darts. Kermit was heard shouting, "Kiss my green fucking froggy ass you spic cocksuckers!!!!", as they dragged him away.

He was dragged out by his frog leg and taken to the railroad tracks.  They beat the life out of him.




Kermit was last seen rising from the dead, looking like this....



US Authorities have contacted these two men to "handle" the situation.



More news as TMZ reports.......

The Good Doctor Knows Everything

Dr. Teeth is returning to school.  Some people have asked, "Why do you need to if you already know everything?", which is a great question, but I am going back to further gain my knowledge of everything.



They have a series of classes....

Introduction to Knowing Everything
Knowing Everything 101
Knowing What You Already Know
Knowing Everyone Else Is Wrong
Knowing Is Not Half the Battle, Its The Entire Battle
Knowing Everything For Dummies


I will be taking these classes which will teach me nothing because I already know everything.  But it'll be good for them to have a celebrity Muppet such as myself having taken their program.

Then when I'm done I will teach the program, and get a building named after myself.


The Dr. Teeth Building of Knowing Everything



.......In other news Kermit the Frog is DEAD!