They are insane creatures of Middle Earth or a planet so distant this solar system.
Recently I read a book, Men are From Venus Women Are From Hell, and it made everything make sense. Women are wired to be deranged, emotional stay at home moms with a non stop desire to nag and spend money.
There is a reason that Miss Piggy is the only female muppet and a fat fuck at that. Think about it folks. They needed one female for all of us to gang bang but also they wanted to limit their numbers at the Muppet Show. Thank you glorious Jim Henson.
And by making Piggy fat, we'd be sure to only spunk in her face and not date her. Henson was a god damned god!! Praise his name.
Here is a sample of an apology from a woman....
"I am sorry for what I did, but actually its all really your fault and you suck and you don't treat me right and you only use me for sex."
From where I stand today women are merely there for target practice. Either shoot 'em in the head or spunk in their eyes and run like hell while they''re blinded.
I wish that God would turn me gay for Christmas this year so that I can no longer yearn for the touch and love of woman.
