Two Fucked Up Photo's

This photo deserved a space on my blog all by itself.  I can only imagine the molestation and inbreeding that is going on within this family.  This photo makes being gay look gay!!  God I hope there is a video to go along with this picture.



I swear to God that is Bill Cosby in this photo.  This must be test footage for the opening of the Cosby Show.

Dr. Teeth Meets Ellen

Thank God it wasn't this Ellen I met.

Recently I was ordered by a Judge to attend Ron Jeremy's Sexaholics Class.  The judge felt that I had an addiction to women and sex.  I felt so judged by that judge!  But I decided that it was either that or prison and we know that I don't  like prison. Not after the last time.....


They dressed me up like a girl and made me fight! They made me fight! I had to kill her. I had no choice!!!!!!!

I was excited about going to sexaholics class because I figured what better way to get laid than there.  Right!!!!  But it was there that I would meet Ellen...

Actually it was just outside that I would meet Ellen.  She was the most beautiful woman janitor I ever seen emptying a bucket.


Ellen and I immediately connected our gaze!! It was like magic. We were both so taken in by each others beauty. 

This is how she saw me...

She called me her sweet Popeye!!

And this is how I saw her...



Isn't she lovely. Isn't she.... 236years old.

We sat and we talked about life.  She told me that she is in the Guiness Book for having the largest collection of Farts in Containers.  She collects them so that she may smell them at a later date.
Not a bad collection.

We also spoke of her favorite Tv show.

She wanted me to dress up as Vicki the Robot and put me in a closet.  Little did she know that when she looked into my pants, the name "small wonder" would have two meanings.

We decided to skip the coffee and the pie and go right to her place in the woods where she lived.

She called it a fix-er-upper and admitted that she'd never used a real toilet in her life.  This just made me hot and I wanted her so badly.

Would she want to have sex so soon.  We'd only just met and I had already missed my first sexaholics meeting. I might be going to prison.
GAY PRISON!!!

So as I took off her dress, several of her bones broke but she told me that would just make her more limber.  Her naked body reminded me of Rose's from Titanic when Jack is drawing her, only Ellen's body looked like Rose after she had been dead and buried for a century. I didnt' care I was addicted to sex.....

Ellen and I embraced and soon we were making love. It was so beautiful.


I finally climaxed and smeared that one drop of blood drenched semen on her face.  She was already dead!!!

I just looked at her lifeless body and cried.  Ellen was dead. 

The love of my life was dead.

Ellen if you can hear me. I didn't mean to kill you. But I really wanted to try that position I saw in that movie I told you about.


Maybe we shouldn't have done it on the stairs.

Good bye Ellen I love you.  And once I get out of Gay Prison I will visit your grave.