FRIDAY SEXY FUN GIRLS: Doctor Fan Mail

Here are some Super Sexy Friday Fun Girls that have sent in photo's to Doctor Teeth....


Jenna from Orland Park Illinois, likes Brad Pitt and The Twilight Trilogy.
Also likes Anal Play on weekends.



Lindsey, Crest Hill IL, loves the new tits her dad bought her on her 18th.

Rochelle, is from Franklin Park IL and is eager to get her start in Porn. 
She did her first solo scene last month, only forgot that a camera was
needed to actually record the scene.

Chantal, woke up this morning and asked herself, "Where the fuck
did this tattoo come from?"  She is 20 and hails from Oak Park, IL.

And finally I just had to add this one in.  Its my cousin and she is really lonely.


Greta is 24 and loves anything she can get her hands on.  The last three guys she fucked...she ate.
She lives in my Aunt's basement in the town of Elgin IL.

More hotties as the photo's come in.

What Happened to American TV????

I was watching TV the other night; something I never do, and I caught a show that was like Musical Chairs on crack.  The contestants had to run an obstacle course to get to the chairs and then each chair had a $$$ value and the one on the lowest valued chair was eliminated.  Its called OH SIT! Ohh yeah I get the double entendre.....

What a fucking horrible show on ABC, that also airs WIPEOUT, a blatant rip off of Spike TV's hysterical MXC Challenge, which itself was just footage taken from an old Japanese Game Show with new dialogue dubbed over.

Then we got all of these fucking shows...

American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
The Voice
Dancing With the Stars

Shit they even got a new show, of course on ABC, called Splash where a bunch of fucking loser has been d-list celebs dive into a pool.

I can't wait for these new shows I have created to air....


How Far Can I Pee
Celebrity Farting
Guess the Cum Shot
Survivor: Afghanistan
The Biggest Loser: Weight Gain Edition



Just give me a fucking handful of stupid sitcoms like the old days.

I miss Diffrent Strokes, Webster and Silver Spoons.

WEBSTER is one fresh looking motherfucker.


With each TV season it gets easier and easier to NOT WATCH TV.  The garbage I have listed doesn't even begin to cover the shit on CABLE..... Duck Fuckers, Storage Sales, Kardashian Mamograms, etc....

Think I'll go for a walk....