Dr. Teeth Loves the Australian Adult Dating Scene

This is a website I invested a few bucks in.  Its dedicated to finding older, white trash Australian broads to fuck!!!  I've been down under if ya know what I mean and some of these older women could carry a baby kangaroo in their loose FUPA's. 

What do I care.  We had a one month gig in Aussieland and I needed to get laid. Since Fonzi couldn't bring his fucking motorcycle on the plane he left me alone to fend for myself. I've heard of security blankets, but a fucking security motorcycle????  I told that Jew posing as an Italian to eat my furry, super glued Muppet ass.  We've never spoken again.

So I called GrannyShazzas and they hooked me up with this beaut....


I'm pretty sure she was half Dingo/ half  woman.  But she could do this trick with her anal muscles that made me crazy.  She was also very willing to let me put a bag on her head.

Then I ran into these two fucking monsters in the airport terminal before boarding my Quantas flight.

They were named Ugly and Fugly!!  They were sisters and of course they loved the Muppet Show. If I had ever wished I had never been a fucking Muppet it was then.  But of course the one needed $20 for braces and the other needed $30 for a facemask so I decided to give these two a whirl.  What I found out was that neither of them had a Vag. They were both born with two assholes.  It was a first for me indeed.  (actually when I smelled their breath I suspected they were born with three assholes each).

Well I looked around and realized that the best piece of ass in Australia would either be a Kangaroo or Crocodile Dundee himself.  And fuck that Aussie scumbag.

So I invested in GrannyShazzas to make the rest of the continent suffer.

These are my investment partners.  DNA tests have been inconclusive......

The Fucking Muppet

Ok so Dr. Teeth has some anger and resentment toward Miss Piggy. But as of right now he/I will not longer be writing about her.  She wants to fuck a skinny green frog then fuck that fat pig!  I don't care.

During my tenure in the Dr. Teeth band I got so much Muppet pussy I'm still recovering.  And I didn't only fuck Muppets, I also fucked porn stars like Ginger Lynn, Seka and FONZI.  I fucked the  cast of Cats once while on six hits of LSD.



Why do I need to obsess over one person. I don't!!!  I got memories and a new album to work on.   So here is a recipe for Pot Brownies.  Enjoy them, and go fuck yourself.....

Recipe #1: Grandma’s Classic Brownies

Sometimes, there’s nothing better than the good old-fashioned brownies that grandma used to make. Follow the easy-to-follow recipe below to make yourself a batch in no time!

Ingredients
4 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
3/4 cup pot butter
2 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup all-purpose fl our
1 cup chopped walnuts

Directions
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
• Microwave chocolate and pot butter in large bowl on
high for 2 minutes or until butter is melted.
• Stir until chocolate is melted. Stir in sugar. Mix in eggs
and vanilla. Stir in flour and nuts.
• Spread in greased 13 x 9 inch pan.
• Bake for 35 minutes.



I even fucked the Beef lady. When she asked me "where's the beef", I told her, "Its up your fucking 90 year old asshole!"

She died a few seconds later.