Hookers or Real Women

I am tired of the dating scene.  Women are all looking for guys to drop $150 on a date and still not put out. Or you drop $150 on a date and there is no second date.

Maybe I'm cheap or just poor due to all those years snorting Angel Dust in the back of a VW, but I mean come on when are you no longer a single woman and just a WHORE?

The following was taken from this chicks profile on POF...

Just dont be cheap because thats a huge turn off for me, especially if you have the nerve to be like 45 and your trying to talk to me and think you dont have to have to buy me sh!t to keep me interested... like HELLO. LOL okay Im not a gold digger but if your older please dont message me expecting not to have to take me shopping or something, if your young and hot different rules apply!



She's 23 and I would fuck her, but come on with the gold digging, take me shopping and buy me shit attitude.  Maybe its just code for, "I am a for hire hooker."

So I messaged her and told her I would pay her $200 for 45 minutes of her time. We are currently in negotiation.  I told her no date, no shopping, nothing other than paying her $200 for her time.

She asked me what I wanted and I told her I just wanted her to stand in one place for 45 minutes NAKED while I watched TV and ignored her.

I am still waiting on her response.  But I am sure she won't pass up the chance to make $200 in 45 minutes because that is what women are really about.....MONEY.

Fuck you!!! Pay my way, take me shopping, buy me the Soprano's box set and I'll let you let me cum in your face you miserable whore.


Girls like this give women a bad name.  Maybe I should just write you a check and just send you on your way......

Where are the real women at?



PS: SHE SAID YES and I AM CURRENTLY GIVING HER MY ADDRESS. I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH HER SIT OUT IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE I NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR!!!

Jodi Arias: The Most Amazing Act of Self Defense Ever

So after my secret girlfriend JODI ARIAS was found guilty yesterday of slashing her ex-boyfriend's throat and stabbing him 27 times then shooting him, my family sat me down for a talk.

"It was self-defense Dr. Teeth.", they told me over and over again, but I didn't want to believe it.

I told them she shot him, then decided, "No I don't want to do it this way.", then she slashed his throat but stopped and said, "This isn't the way either."  Then she stabbed him a few times but realized that her grip on the knife was all wrong so she regripped it and stabbed, then all the blood made the knife loose so she had to regrip it again and stab again. 



So I believe she did do this in self defense and indecisiveness.  Had she preplanned out her method, she would have been blamed for premeditation, but she didn't; she figured it out as she went and just couldn't make a decision that day, so she defended herself in several ways, all making it seems as if she was just a murderous tyrant.

That's not the Jodi I know.  The Jodi I know has fake tits, and dyes her hair depending on the sun.  She won the jail house singing contest and wears cool assed glasses.  This is the Jodi I know.


Jodi told me if I help bust her out of jail that we could be together forever....or at least until the police returned her gun.


These men abused Jodi while she was behind bars. 

Jodi told me she would rather die than get life in prison.  She said death is the ultimate freedom.

Let's make sure Jodi gets her wish.