4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed

Back in the 1980's commercials for sugar free gum used to always feature the claim, "Four out of five dentists surveyed....", meaning that four out of every five dentists liked or encouraged the use of the gum.  What always got me stirred up was this fifth dentist.

I mean what the fuck is your problem?  Are you trying to be difficult? Don't you wanna be part of the group?

I always wanted to tie the fifth dentist up in my house and just throw feces at him. 

He's the dude in school who always started arguements and never got along with anyone, so as an adult he figured he'd have his revenge by not supporting the same gum that four other Dentists support.

He's the reason jury's become deadlocked and rapists go free.
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ROMAN POLANSKI


I say that we hunt out all of the 5th Dentists in this country and put them into camps. The should be forced into hard labor.




The same thing goes for that fifth Doctor.  What a fucking cocksucker.  Fuck You.  You just gotta be different don't you.  A rebel.  More like an asshole.

FUPA: A Celebration

Women have it, Men deal with it.  Its known as the FUPA.

F. fucked
U. up
P. pussy
A. Area

Its that blog of flab below the stomach and above the vag that women try to tuck under their belts.



Usually this scientific oddity is a result of pregancy or too many Whoppers while watching Oprah.

This is a photo of me and my girlfriend Blair.  She had an enormous FUPA.


The thing I like most about the FUPA is that when I'm having sex I am like a cat and I knead my hands in the "dough" while thrusting.  I like to grab it and pull it and sometimes take bites out of it.

Sometimes I will grab onto the FUPA with both hands and use it as a way to pull myself into the woman, gaining thrusting momentum.

This woman has something called a FUBA......or Fucked Up Bloated Ass


This is just deranged.  This woman had to have known at some point that Dorito's and Ice Cream Sandwiches are not major food groups.

OMG What the FUCK!!!!!!!!


America, we have a new enemy. Its the FUPA.  56% of all American Women own a FUPA.

I am starting a movement to end all FUPA's.  Ban the FUPA!!!!!



Why does GOD harm us? Is he angry? Is he vengeful? 

F.U.P.A in the USA.
F.U.P.A. in the USA.

Come on John Mellencamp sing that shit!!!!!!