The No Vagina Beard

Whenever a woman removes her vagina from my life I like to grow a beard. Its as if the beard itself represents the bush of the female although I would never date a girl whose bush looked like my beard! Its more a rebellious statement to say," hey I don't need to be clean shave because currently there is no woman bitching how it scrapes her tender little face!" When another woman wants to cum my way the VaginaBeard will be shaven!