Why would anyone say Happy? Memorial Day only exists because soldiers have died, violently and usually needlessly. So what the fuck is so happy about it?
People have accused me of being anti-soldier and anti-military, which is completely false. I am pro military, because I am counting on the military to one day help the people of the United States over throw the government.
I am anti-pointless wars. Since 911, how many wars have we gotten into? I count enough to fill a fucking bingo card.
Whether it be George Hitler Bush or Barack Osama Obama Bin Laden, we have mired ourselves in so many useless and illegal war and military actions.
So get it right...... I am Anti-Government as every muppet should be.
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In other news, I am at a complete loss for words as to how the FAST AND FURIOUS franchise keeps getting better. 6 movies later and the films are getting better and making more money.
Am I the only one who loses IQ points every time Vin Diesel talks?
If it weren't for those movies, Vin and Paul Walker would be sweeping up a Walmart on the overnight shift.
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And what's the deal with women on dating sites posting photo's of themselves that make them appear lighter than they truly are. What do they expect to happen when they show up for a date and the guy notices that they are 40 lbs heavier than in their picture? Is the guy shallow or is the girl a fucking liar?
Don't pretend to be someone you're not. I don't.
I am a 57 year old perverted muppet who snorts drain cleaner and sleeps with homeless whores. We just gotta be who we gotta be.
By the way my buddy Oscar has fallen on hard times and he will muppet for food. And he is one hell of a muppet-fucker who muppets the hell out of a muppet.
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