2. Miley Cyrus- Ever since the 2013 AMA's this crazy broad got even crazier and I bet she would take it up the ass after three lines of cocaine. She also probably snorts bath salts and smoke Spice, so she wouldn't remember a thing. Damn she is fucking fine.
3. Chloë Grace Moretz - Ever since hearing her say the word CUNT and seeing her wear a school girls outfit in KICK ASS, I wanted to make this bitch my sex slave. I, unfortunately have to wait a year since the age of consent in Illinois is 17, unless I take her to Canada or some shit. She just has this look like, "Please fuck me Dr. Teeth, I'm so hot."
4. Abigail Breslin- Ever since I watched her refuse to drink water in SIGNS and then take on zombies in ZOMBIELAND I knew this young hottie had to be added to my list of under 21 celebrities I'd love to fuck. She is tight, hot and ready to party. She looks like a young Linda Lovelace.
5. Elle Fanning- Damn, I get two take on two Fannings at once. Dakota and Elle, meet my muppet penis. Let's do this. Or wait, maybe we need to go to Canada to do this since the age of consent is like 14 or some low shit.
I'm sure as time goes on this list will grow longer and harder and throbbing....AHEM...sorry about that, but as long as Hollywood keeps sexualizing these young hotties, I will be there to dream about them.
Its not illegal to fantasize and hell these girls are all at least 16 so where is the crime?! Where is the crime I ask you!!!!
***My attorney advised me to write THIS IS A PARODY here in case people don't get it. I saw fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.***
This is a fucking sick blog. You should be ashamed of yourself. Ask Jesus to forgive you, you sick child pornographer.
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