What Happened to American TV????

I was watching TV the other night; something I never do, and I caught a show that was like Musical Chairs on crack.  The contestants had to run an obstacle course to get to the chairs and then each chair had a $$$ value and the one on the lowest valued chair was eliminated.  Its called OH SIT! Ohh yeah I get the double entendre.....

What a fucking horrible show on ABC, that also airs WIPEOUT, a blatant rip off of Spike TV's hysterical MXC Challenge, which itself was just footage taken from an old Japanese Game Show with new dialogue dubbed over.

Then we got all of these fucking shows...

American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
The Voice
Dancing With the Stars

Shit they even got a new show, of course on ABC, called Splash where a bunch of fucking loser has been d-list celebs dive into a pool.

I can't wait for these new shows I have created to air....


How Far Can I Pee
Celebrity Farting
Guess the Cum Shot
Survivor: Afghanistan
The Biggest Loser: Weight Gain Edition



Just give me a fucking handful of stupid sitcoms like the old days.

I miss Diffrent Strokes, Webster and Silver Spoons.

WEBSTER is one fresh looking motherfucker.


With each TV season it gets easier and easier to NOT WATCH TV.  The garbage I have listed doesn't even begin to cover the shit on CABLE..... Duck Fuckers, Storage Sales, Kardashian Mamograms, etc....

Think I'll go for a walk....