Most Obnoxious Singles Ad EVER!!!!! MUST READ

Destiny4145


I love art and I like trying to work on a little art each day. Do you also like visual art? Are you great at marketing or selling other's art work? I'd love help marketing my work as murals a little bit and I'd live to create art for children's rooms, children's books that I write, and art to hang on any walls. I also need help selling my artwork in other ways that we can talk about later! Do you know of any restaurants, homes, or venues of any kind that need artwork I make? Can you sell it for me to people? I'd offer you a set commission! Thanks!

Please describe and explain your work and side hobbies or projects that you know will make money. Life is about wealth! Did you see the Spanx tycoon? She has it all from one great idea! What is in your environment that you would like to improve and then create a business to cash in on? Fix your environment to meet people's needs! If you perceive something as a need within yourself like the Spanx tycoon, create the product and sell the idea because people needed Spanx and it was worth a ton!!! There are probably tons of products that all people need. What do you always need in your environment? Come up with what is missing and develop that product that you feel sells it's self through you because your entire soul and body knows you needed the product and all others start thinking about it and really understand what you mean! Find financial freedom and health, wealth, simple abundance and prosperity!

Treat me to dinner! Or treat me to a movie!

Let's exercise outside! Let's go running or biking! Or treat me to a temporary gym pass unless you pay for my long term gym pass!

Treat me to show where a band plays out! I love alternative indie or garage or retro 80's punk or industrial or ska band out! Or I love house music! Let's go out dancing!

Treat me to the ballet if I like the costumes. Ask me if I like the costumes!

Treat me to a book show at a bookstore. Meet me regularly at libraries or bookstores on campuses and I can do my writing and art at your side until you find what you are looking for in relationships! I love schools and libraries and bookstores!

Treat me to a museum! Treat me to the MCA Art Institute, Shedd, or the Planetarium and their singles nights!

Let's go to art gallery openings and art shows! Help my work to be in an art gallery!

CRAIGSLIST SEEKING...:Adult Content Version

Ok so I was browsing through Craigslist recently because I can and I don't owe you an explanation.  I love going through the "Seeking...." section to see whats up and I came to a realization.

There are maybe 2 Women Seeking Men posts a day.  A handful of Men Seeking Woman Posts, but there are almost constant MEN Seeking MEN posts.   It has led me to the conclusion that men, even the straight ones, will let anyone suck their dicks.

Men want to cum.  And they don't care if its another man who makes them do so.

There also seems to be a huge number of Straight guys who want to suck dick.  So lets face it, we're not all as straight as we like to claim or brag.

I mean the sheer number of men looking for other men would make one believe that 85% of the population is gay, but thats simply not true.  Men just want to experiment and if that means doing so with another man, then so be it.

Men want to Jerk Off, Suck, and watch Porn with other men.  Its a fact.  And most of the posts do not claim to be from Gay Men, rather many seem to be from Str8t Men.

So what does this tell us?

1. There are many more gay men out there than we think.
2. Men don't care who sucks their dicks.
3. Men are not only cheating on their spouses, but are doing so in a rather risky fashion with other men.  (And women thought they had to worry about  their BF or Husband screwing their best friend. LOL)
4. There is really no such thing as being "straight".

Maybe it's time for some people to get real.  I think Craigslist is amazing in its unintended revelation that a huge number of men really are interested in sexual encounters with other men.

Let's not be ashamed anymore.

PS- I am 100% straight and the thought of being with another man not only makes me sick, but also is against GOD.  Gay's should burn in hell and then be resurrected and then sent back to hell to burn again.  And no one can prove that this muppet ever sucked Kermits froggy cock, or Fozi's fuzzy dong.

Well back to the Men Seeking Men..., I mean Women Seeking Men ads....

Original Sin: Adult Content Version

Women are interesting creatures.  Lets think about this.

 In the Bible, God created man, then animal THEN woman.  Woman came after fucking animals.  That shows you were God's mind was.  Then Eve is born and commits the first sin.  Within weeks of being created a woman is already fucking up the planet. 

Then this puts God in the position to have to sacrifice his only child Jesus.  Jesus died for all of our sins.  But if Eve hadn't been such a cunt, there would be no sin, and Jesus would still be alive today performing card tricks and doing back flips on water.

I can imagine Jesus on the cross thinking to himself as the blood runs down his face, "That fucking bitch!"

You notice in the Middle East Bible, Allah just stopped after the creation of man and animal, because those backwards motherfuckers love fucking goats.  I mean a goat is allowed to roam free and have its face seen in public.

But those bearded motherfuckers must have pissed off Allah and he punished them by creating Middle Eastern women, whom the men hate so much they cover every fucking part of their body. The only thing thats allowed to show in public are their nostrils so they can breathe.  They have less rights than a goat and if they talk back to the men, they get shot in the head, or have their hands chopped off or their bodies set on fire.  I mean these guys really hate women.  Thank God God created animals for them.

Now in the early 70's Jim Henson created the Muppets.  They are all male except for one fat pig.  He knew the trouble the men would get in if there were too many female muppets around. Granted there was Janis from my band, but she was to busy eating pussy and shooting heroin to bother with men.  Fuck even Gonzo preferred chickens to women.  Miss Piggy was this fat, annoying chick whom you could fuck, but would never admit to your friends that you had.  And you certainly wouldn't date her. I mean who wants to date a fat pig?

Now lets move to the 1980's.  Hanna/Barbera created the Smurfs.  A group of blue men who got along and managed just fine.  Then their arch enemy Gargamel wanted to destroy them in the very first episode so what plan did he come up with?????  Send a FEMALE into their camp. 

He sent this dark haired evil woman, although saying evil woman is an oxymoron, but anyway he sends her into their camp and she fucks everything up.  The smurfs must have a great capacity for acceptance and understanding, because they turned her from a venomous brunette whore into a simple minded, stupid blonde named Smurfette.


As we see thoughout history from man, to muppet to smurf, women have been the cause and blame for an endless amount of pain, misery and suffering. 

What have we learned? 

Whispers

You say this guy
This guy's in love with you
Yes I'm in love
Who looks at you the way I do
When you smile
I can tell
We know eachother very well
How can I show you
I'm glad
I got to know you
'Cause

I've heard some talk
They say you think I'm fine
Yes I'm in love
And what I do to make you mine
Tell me now, is it so
Don't let me be the last to know
My hands are shaking
Don't let my heart be breaking
'Cause

I need your love
I want your love
Say you're in love, in love
With this guy
If not I'll just die

(Trumpet interlude)

Tell me now, is it so
Don't let me be the last to know
My hands are shaking
Don't let my heart be breaking
'Cause

I need your love
I want your love
Say you're in love, in love
With this guy
If not I'll just die

I Need Your Love

Sigh.....

Boy have I been feeling alone lately.  Sometimes its as if the world has perished and I am left to sweep up the mess.

I wonder if I am meant to wander this world solo.

I know I sound as if I am feeling sorry for myself, and maybe I am but I want someone to love.  I want someone to spend time with. I want someone to talk to.

Its been 6 days without her, and I know the pain will cease at some point, but right now I am angry and depressed.

I cannot write her name and I cannot blog about her because I made a promise.

But it sucks that I have not found my match in life.  It sucks that I go to school and then work and then home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nmx4HWhBc&feature=share

I am not sure God made someone for me.

But I ask God to please get back in the factory and create the love of my life.

Maybe SHE wasn't my match but someone's gotta be!!!!

I'm tired of waiting.  I'm tired of hoping....

I'm just tired.

Hot Chicks of the Day

Better Left Unsaid; Written or Shouted Preferred

There comes a time when every little golden haired boy who has a rideable choo choo train in his home to grow up.  Time when the arcade sized donkey kong game needs to be sold.  Time when you realize that you don't want to be friends with the black kid anymore from the Pepsi commercial because not only do you HATE PEPSI, but you also hate black people.

Your Dad is in jail and bankrupt and your now fucking his secretary, which became his girlfriend and then his wife.  But he's in jail so what the fuck does he know.

His accountant died of AIDS 20 years ago, and you thank God you didn't catch it as a result of that one night of curious experimentation.

You're pissed off that your best friend is now making funny movies while you barely register on the screen in straight to DVD Christian movies.

You had it all as a kid but now you have nothing.  Absolutely nothing, save for a couple of silver spoons......

Yeah, Ricky life's a fucking bitch.