Call me bitter, call me angry, call me cynical.
But when I head about a bomb or two going off at the Boston Marathon, I didn't register any concern or compassion. I just thought to myself, "Ok, another act of random violence to hit America."
Random acts of cold blooded violence are becoming more normal and I am becoming more desensitized to them. It all started with 911. I think I used all of my shock and awe on 911 and the days following.
Then I started getting irritated. Not with the person or person's who did this, but with everyone else.
Immediately the facebook crowd all ran to facebook with their plastic and repetitive comments, "My prayers go out to the victims...." I swear I must have read that sentence like 100 times.
Then people started posting doctored photo's of candles with phrases like, "We are with you Boston.", or "Boston is in our hearts". Ugh, talk about taking advantage. Who immediately starts doctoring photo's for thousands to upload, or copy off each other?
Then of course the POTUS gives a small speech promising that justice will be served. (I'm still waiting for justice to be served for the Saudi's who committed 911)
Then of course we get the slew of celebrity tweets, because its not a tragedy if Justin Timberlake and Allysa Milano haven't chimed in.
Then there is the media with their lies, assumptions and all around misguided comments becuase they have to fill the network air with non-stop talk even though real evidence and truth won't be known for days.
We never expect bad things to happen in America to American's. Truth is it was going to happen one day, and after we continued to Tread on others and dictated their beliefs to them, and insulted their religions, what the fuck did we think was going to happen.
So I am sure Billy Joel is tuning up his piano and Bruce Springsteen is writing a quick song, or maybe the radio stations are playing more songs by the band Boston, but I'm sure every opportunist out there is working overtime to play this game.
And seriously that is what this has all become... a game.
Fuck Twitter
Fuck Facebook
Fuck the morons on the news
Fuck the empty prayers
Fuck the telethons
Fuck the presidents comments
Fuck the attitude that this doesn't happen to Americans.
And when we respond to it by having increased security around the country and have guard dogs sniffing my crotch at a train station, I know that the Taliban and Bin Laden continue to win! If not for 911 we wouldn't go into a panic everytime something happens.
Is the bombing horible? Of course.
Is it sad that lives are lost? Yes
But the American's robotic and well timed response to it all leaves me feeling like it's all just so insincere.
Well folks until the next national tragedy.....
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
North Korea We're Right Here
Damnit, shit!!! I read a story on www.drudgereport.com today that North Korea has picked its nuclear victim from a list of finalists, including America.
Out in the first round is Margaret Thatcher's funeral. No suprise there.
Out in the second round was the midnight screening of Scary Movie 5.
Out in the third round was The United States of America. WTF!! How the hell could we not be the top contender. I thought North Korea hated us almost as much as it hates South Korea, and the only reason it hates South Korea is because South Korea is close enough to throw eggs and insults at.
I am disappointed. I placed a very large bet with my bookie that The US was going to win the Grand Prize. A Nuclear missle hasn't happened in this country since Full House got renewed for a second season.
So who won the Grand Prize Drawing.......fucking Japan.
Since Godzilla, left Tokyo to help out the North Korean's with a 5 year, $10 million contract, the North Korean's realized that Japan had now become an easier target.
Recent pictures of Godzilla sporting hips like a Kardashian made people wonder whether or not his was physically up to the task. Dr. Drew was invited Godzilla to appear on his revamped and rebooted Celebrity Monster Movie Fit Club. So far, Godzilla's people have denied Dr. Drew has reached out to the Japanese Monster.
Kim Sung Badly was quoted as saying, "We going make bomb on Japan. Hurt people. Make death.", to which my in-the-field reported replied, "What the fuck did you just say!?"
So while The US continues to argue over healthcare and gun laws, it looks like Japan will be the lucky recipient of a Nuclear Missle that will never make it past the driveway of the place where it'll be launched.
How funny would it be if the missle failed so badly that North Korea bombed itself.
Out in the first round is Margaret Thatcher's funeral. No suprise there.
Out in the second round was the midnight screening of Scary Movie 5.
Out in the third round was The United States of America. WTF!! How the hell could we not be the top contender. I thought North Korea hated us almost as much as it hates South Korea, and the only reason it hates South Korea is because South Korea is close enough to throw eggs and insults at.
I am disappointed. I placed a very large bet with my bookie that The US was going to win the Grand Prize. A Nuclear missle hasn't happened in this country since Full House got renewed for a second season.
So who won the Grand Prize Drawing.......fucking Japan.
Since Godzilla, left Tokyo to help out the North Korean's with a 5 year, $10 million contract, the North Korean's realized that Japan had now become an easier target.
Recent pictures of Godzilla sporting hips like a Kardashian made people wonder whether or not his was physically up to the task. Dr. Drew was invited Godzilla to appear on his revamped and rebooted Celebrity Monster Movie Fit Club. So far, Godzilla's people have denied Dr. Drew has reached out to the Japanese Monster.
Kim Sung Badly was quoted as saying, "We going make bomb on Japan. Hurt people. Make death.", to which my in-the-field reported replied, "What the fuck did you just say!?"
So while The US continues to argue over healthcare and gun laws, it looks like Japan will be the lucky recipient of a Nuclear Missle that will never make it past the driveway of the place where it'll be launched.
How funny would it be if the missle failed so badly that North Korea bombed itself.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Horror or Porn: ADULT VERSION
Oh how I rue the day that SAW was ever made. And not really even SAW but SAW II and HOSTEL.
The new breed of horror film has awakened.
These films think that torture and excessive gore are what scares audiences and seeing that we live in the internet world where we can watch 911 over and over, and watch captured people beheaded by the Taliban on Youtube, it's no wonder why the only thing that might scare audiences is torture, and extreme amounts of it.
Horror movies used to slowly build tension and a sense of unease, but today that just push that to the side so that they can torture a character and kill them.
Anyone with a half ounce of brains would realize that the SAW series defies even the most illogical of logic. And HOSTEL, well it was a half assed movie better left forgotten.
I have coined a term for these new films and its GORN. Gore in the style of Porn.
Here's how it works....
Take a person, and torture them for 15 minutes....
Take a person and fuck them for 15 minutes....
Then finally kill them with an amazing death.
Then cum all over the girls face with an amazing cum shot.
/
Porn scene's have to end with the "money shot" or cum shot or you don't have a scene.
Torture movies have to end a scene with a gruesome death or you don't have a scene.
The sex in porn is the torture in horror. The death is the cumshot.
Porn doesn't bother with logic or story or character development, but then again it doesn't have to and most people don't want it too. They wanna see a creepy looking guy fuck a pristine and young looking virgin.
Horror films have a responsibilty to have logic, and coherency and story and character development, but alas most of today's horror films cannot be bothered.
As long as you have Human Centipede 2, which I dub the Child Pornography of Horror Movies, who needs movies like Frankenstein, Exorcist or The Shining.
In Human Centipede 2, the Director, if you will, directs his "gang bang" of performers after he connects their mouths to the ass in front of them. In porn, the director directs his performer to eat the pussy or the ass of the other performer.
But Human Centipede 2 is a movie of such depravity it should be burned.
Well I am getting a bit redundant, but in the end, guys go to horror movies to "jerk off" to scene's of bloody torture claiming it was a great movie.
Those same guys jerk off to a porn movie and after the girl squirts (ie. blood), and the man cums (ie.blood) all over her face and mouth, the guy claims it was a great scene.
It's a shame what the American horror film has become; nothing but cheap porn without the nudity.
The new breed of horror film has awakened.
These films think that torture and excessive gore are what scares audiences and seeing that we live in the internet world where we can watch 911 over and over, and watch captured people beheaded by the Taliban on Youtube, it's no wonder why the only thing that might scare audiences is torture, and extreme amounts of it.
Horror movies used to slowly build tension and a sense of unease, but today that just push that to the side so that they can torture a character and kill them.
Anyone with a half ounce of brains would realize that the SAW series defies even the most illogical of logic. And HOSTEL, well it was a half assed movie better left forgotten.
I have coined a term for these new films and its GORN. Gore in the style of Porn.
Here's how it works....
Take a person, and torture them for 15 minutes....
Take a person and fuck them for 15 minutes....
Then finally kill them with an amazing death.
Then cum all over the girls face with an amazing cum shot.
/
Porn scene's have to end with the "money shot" or cum shot or you don't have a scene.
Torture movies have to end a scene with a gruesome death or you don't have a scene.
The sex in porn is the torture in horror. The death is the cumshot.
Porn doesn't bother with logic or story or character development, but then again it doesn't have to and most people don't want it too. They wanna see a creepy looking guy fuck a pristine and young looking virgin.
Horror films have a responsibilty to have logic, and coherency and story and character development, but alas most of today's horror films cannot be bothered.
As long as you have Human Centipede 2, which I dub the Child Pornography of Horror Movies, who needs movies like Frankenstein, Exorcist or The Shining.
In Human Centipede 2, the Director, if you will, directs his "gang bang" of performers after he connects their mouths to the ass in front of them. In porn, the director directs his performer to eat the pussy or the ass of the other performer.
But Human Centipede 2 is a movie of such depravity it should be burned.
Well I am getting a bit redundant, but in the end, guys go to horror movies to "jerk off" to scene's of bloody torture claiming it was a great movie.
Those same guys jerk off to a porn movie and after the girl squirts (ie. blood), and the man cums (ie.blood) all over her face and mouth, the guy claims it was a great scene.
It's a shame what the American horror film has become; nothing but cheap porn without the nudity.
Thursday, April 4, 2013
North Korea Here We Come
All Right, just like my favorite board game RISK, there seems to be another battle brewing...
North Korea, in conjunction with Class of Nuke 'Em High, coming to Blue Ray is threatening to unleash its fire crackers, uhm....., sorry I meant Nuclear Bombs on America. I am so fucking ready for this.
I say send 'em over boys.
Korean radio morning zoo host Kim Jung Goo has been calling America daily with prank phone calls which has only served to annoy the American government. Phone calls to the White House asking, "Is your refridgerator running?" has really been keeping the politicians from their real work.
There have also been wide reports that Godzilla has been hired by North Korea, much to the dismay to the Japanese, too come to America and create havoc on American Soil.
Neither Godzilla nor Reps for Godzilla could be reached for comment. But TMZ is reporting that Godzilla and an unnamed friend have booked tickets on Southwest for Florida.
Reporters asked President Obama about the immenent danger of an attack from North Korea on America, to which he replied, "Yo man I'm axing y'all to let a nigga do his job an' let me finish my basketball game."
The above photo shows the threatening stance that North Korea has taken with our President, going so far as to threatening to take their ball and go home.
With plans for three vacations this summer now being put on hold, Obama flew back to Chicago, attended a Bulls game, ate at Carsons, and is now holed up in his Hyde Park home waiting to find out if his VP is even human....
The White House has reached out to the Kardashians, and Doctor Drew for help, revealing how seriously this situation is getting.
Will summer 2013 be the Summer of Nuclear Rain?
Stay tuned.......
North Korea, in conjunction with Class of Nuke 'Em High, coming to Blue Ray is threatening to unleash its fire crackers, uhm....., sorry I meant Nuclear Bombs on America. I am so fucking ready for this.
I say send 'em over boys.
Korean radio morning zoo host Kim Jung Goo has been calling America daily with prank phone calls which has only served to annoy the American government. Phone calls to the White House asking, "Is your refridgerator running?" has really been keeping the politicians from their real work.
There have also been wide reports that Godzilla has been hired by North Korea, much to the dismay to the Japanese, too come to America and create havoc on American Soil.
Neither Godzilla nor Reps for Godzilla could be reached for comment. But TMZ is reporting that Godzilla and an unnamed friend have booked tickets on Southwest for Florida.
Reporters asked President Obama about the immenent danger of an attack from North Korea on America, to which he replied, "Yo man I'm axing y'all to let a nigga do his job an' let me finish my basketball game."
The above photo shows the threatening stance that North Korea has taken with our President, going so far as to threatening to take their ball and go home.
With plans for three vacations this summer now being put on hold, Obama flew back to Chicago, attended a Bulls game, ate at Carsons, and is now holed up in his Hyde Park home waiting to find out if his VP is even human....
The White House has reached out to the Kardashians, and Doctor Drew for help, revealing how seriously this situation is getting.
Will summer 2013 be the Summer of Nuclear Rain?
Stay tuned.......
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
The BLOG The Government Doesn't Want You To Read
Everybody's got a cause. Why? Because, because, because, because, because.....
OIL PRICES. MONSANTO FOOD. GLUTEN. HOUSING CRISIS. WALL STREET. TEA PARTY. REBPULICANS. DEMOCRATS. POLLUTION. GLOBAL WARMING.....
If I listed all the causes, this blog would be longer and more boring than the Patriot Act.
The world, nay, America, is fucked up. Really fucked up. Probably more fucked up than its ever been. Why is that?
Is it because greedy fucking Hippies from the 60's have sucked America dry?
Is it because our politicians are actually one single party that is sucking the American people dry?
Is it because we have become fat, lazy, gluttonous people in a I WANT IT NOW society?
Is it the Ipad, or Iphone, or Facebook, or Twitter, or High Speed Internet?
It's all of those things.
But here is some of the shit that makes me puke. The shit that makes my blood boil. The shit that makes me wanna take a gun and not kill others, but kill myself...
1. 911- Oh poor us! Look at the mass murder in dozens of other countries and we'd realize that 911 wasn 't so bad.
2. George Bush- How this criminal, murderous, rapist dictator isn't sitting on Death Row will always confound me. But remember Watergate back in the 70's? It took millions of dollars to bring Nixon to "justice" only for Carter to come in and pardon him. Yeah us presidents stick together.
3. Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan. (Mostly all bullshit military occupations that George Bush manufactured in response to a Saudi Arabian attack on our soil on 911.
4. Iran, and North Korea! Are we gonna wait until they launch a nuke to actually do something about them.
5. Obama-care and the whole Obama presidency. Whereas Bush was a criminal, Obama is just incompetent, but hey we put a niggar in the white house.
6. Modified foods and the over-medication of the American Public. Make them sick, feed them drugs, and the FDA, the corrupt organization that "okay's" our food and drugs, get's richer, as do the drug companies. Over 80% of America has altered brain function.
7. Protesters!! Your signs and your signatures aren't solving a god damned problem!
8. Wall Street. The Financial Institutions and the Government in bed together to fleece and fuck over the American economy. Problem is they've been doing it for years, only it took until 2008 for them to get caught with their pants down.
9. Why live in a house when you can now live in an overpriced apartment.
10. Food stamps, welfare, public health care, and all the other goverment funded programs that keep you sucking on their teet in order to live. The goverment isn't empowering us, they are enslaving us.
11. BiPolar, BiPolar 2, ADD, ADHD, Panic Disorder, Depression. More drugs please!!!
12. Gluten, Asbergers, Autistic. Remember in RainMan when Autism was this disorder that no one ever heard but now everyone seems to have.
13. People who make lists.
I gotta stop making this list; I'm getting sick.
Everything is fucked up. This country is in the toilet. THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Dare I say that all of the freedom we have in this country is actually destroying us. Your law gets in the way of my law. You interpret the Constitution differently than I do. My agenda inpedes your agenda.
WE HAVE TO MUCH FREEDOM. But then we realize that we aren't free at all.
We aren't a Democracy, we are a Dictatorship. We aren't American's, we are guinea pigs and suckers, and self serving morons who can't pass a math test or read books. We are a virus. I used to think people in general were viruses, but NO, AMERICA is a virus.
We need to be stopped. We need to be destroyed by an FDA approved Medication.
In some ways I hope that Iran and North Korea nuke our asses, while Russia, China and Saudi Arabia, land on our shores and put us all in cages.
We must be stopped. Luckily I am a muppet so the rules don't apply to me.
They tear me apart, and someone comes along and manufacture's me at an inflated price on the back of some some sweat shop worker getting paid 10 cents an hour, and taxed 15 cents an hour.
Its over people. I'll see you on the other side......
OIL PRICES. MONSANTO FOOD. GLUTEN. HOUSING CRISIS. WALL STREET. TEA PARTY. REBPULICANS. DEMOCRATS. POLLUTION. GLOBAL WARMING.....
If I listed all the causes, this blog would be longer and more boring than the Patriot Act.
The world, nay, America, is fucked up. Really fucked up. Probably more fucked up than its ever been. Why is that?
Is it because greedy fucking Hippies from the 60's have sucked America dry?
Is it because our politicians are actually one single party that is sucking the American people dry?
Is it because we have become fat, lazy, gluttonous people in a I WANT IT NOW society?
Is it the Ipad, or Iphone, or Facebook, or Twitter, or High Speed Internet?
It's all of those things.
But here is some of the shit that makes me puke. The shit that makes my blood boil. The shit that makes me wanna take a gun and not kill others, but kill myself...
1. 911- Oh poor us! Look at the mass murder in dozens of other countries and we'd realize that 911 wasn 't so bad.
2. George Bush- How this criminal, murderous, rapist dictator isn't sitting on Death Row will always confound me. But remember Watergate back in the 70's? It took millions of dollars to bring Nixon to "justice" only for Carter to come in and pardon him. Yeah us presidents stick together.
3. Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan. (Mostly all bullshit military occupations that George Bush manufactured in response to a Saudi Arabian attack on our soil on 911.
4. Iran, and North Korea! Are we gonna wait until they launch a nuke to actually do something about them.
5. Obama-care and the whole Obama presidency. Whereas Bush was a criminal, Obama is just incompetent, but hey we put a niggar in the white house.
6. Modified foods and the over-medication of the American Public. Make them sick, feed them drugs, and the FDA, the corrupt organization that "okay's" our food and drugs, get's richer, as do the drug companies. Over 80% of America has altered brain function.
7. Protesters!! Your signs and your signatures aren't solving a god damned problem!
8. Wall Street. The Financial Institutions and the Government in bed together to fleece and fuck over the American economy. Problem is they've been doing it for years, only it took until 2008 for them to get caught with their pants down.
9. Why live in a house when you can now live in an overpriced apartment.
10. Food stamps, welfare, public health care, and all the other goverment funded programs that keep you sucking on their teet in order to live. The goverment isn't empowering us, they are enslaving us.
11. BiPolar, BiPolar 2, ADD, ADHD, Panic Disorder, Depression. More drugs please!!!
12. Gluten, Asbergers, Autistic. Remember in RainMan when Autism was this disorder that no one ever heard but now everyone seems to have.
13. People who make lists.
I gotta stop making this list; I'm getting sick.
Everything is fucked up. This country is in the toilet. THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Dare I say that all of the freedom we have in this country is actually destroying us. Your law gets in the way of my law. You interpret the Constitution differently than I do. My agenda inpedes your agenda.
WE HAVE TO MUCH FREEDOM. But then we realize that we aren't free at all.
We aren't a Democracy, we are a Dictatorship. We aren't American's, we are guinea pigs and suckers, and self serving morons who can't pass a math test or read books. We are a virus. I used to think people in general were viruses, but NO, AMERICA is a virus.
We need to be stopped. We need to be destroyed by an FDA approved Medication.
In some ways I hope that Iran and North Korea nuke our asses, while Russia, China and Saudi Arabia, land on our shores and put us all in cages.
We must be stopped. Luckily I am a muppet so the rules don't apply to me.
They tear me apart, and someone comes along and manufacture's me at an inflated price on the back of some some sweat shop worker getting paid 10 cents an hour, and taxed 15 cents an hour.
Its over people. I'll see you on the other side......
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Black Jesus My Hero
I love Jesus so much, but what really brings me comfort is Black Jesus. He is the true Jesus.
In my dreams, Black Jesus can kick everyone's ass. He's in a gang called the Disciples so people respect him.
Sometimes after watching House, my black jesus looks like Omar Epps.
I love when black Jesus goes into bad neighborhoods and starts kicking ass.
Sometimes Black Jesus looks Rastafarian, which means he loves Bob Marley music and smokes a shit load of weed.
Any Jesus that smokes weed is a cool Jesus by me!!
Sometimes Black Jesus turns himself into Ron Jeremy so he can fuck hot pimply faced young white girls...
I guess what I'm really tring to say is that Black Jesus is so cool. And I am such a big fan. I really praise him and pray that one day he and I can hang out together. I'll take him out to eat....
Thank you Black Jesus for all that you do and all that you are. I love you.
-Dr. Teeth
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