I love Jesus so much, but what really brings me comfort is Black Jesus. He is the true Jesus.
In my dreams, Black Jesus can kick everyone's ass. He's in a gang called the Disciples so people respect him.
Sometimes after watching House, my black jesus looks like Omar Epps.
I love when black Jesus goes into bad neighborhoods and starts kicking ass.
Sometimes Black Jesus looks Rastafarian, which means he loves Bob Marley music and smokes a shit load of weed.
Any Jesus that smokes weed is a cool Jesus by me!!
Sometimes Black Jesus turns himself into Ron Jeremy so he can fuck hot pimply faced young white girls...
I guess what I'm really tring to say is that Black Jesus is so cool. And I am such a big fan. I really praise him and pray that one day he and I can hang out together. I'll take him out to eat....
Thank you Black Jesus for all that you do and all that you are. I love you.
-Dr. Teeth
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