Ok so Dr. Teeth has some anger and resentment toward Miss Piggy. But as of right now he/I will not longer be writing about her. She wants to fuck a skinny green frog then fuck that fat pig! I don't care.
During my tenure in the Dr. Teeth band I got so much Muppet pussy I'm still recovering. And I didn't only fuck Muppets, I also fucked porn stars like Ginger Lynn, Seka and FONZI. I fucked the cast of Cats once while on six hits of LSD.
Why do I need to obsess over one person. I don't!!! I got memories and a new album to work on. So here is a recipe for Pot Brownies. Enjoy them, and go fuck yourself.....
Recipe #1: Grandma’s Classic Brownies
Sometimes, there’s nothing better than the good old-fashioned brownies that grandma used to make. Follow the easy-to-follow recipe below to make yourself a batch in no time!
Ingredients
4 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
3/4 cup pot butter
2 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup all-purpose fl our
1 cup chopped walnuts
Directions
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
• Microwave chocolate and pot butter in large bowl on
high for 2 minutes or until butter is melted.
• Stir until chocolate is melted. Stir in sugar. Mix in eggs
and vanilla. Stir in flour and nuts.
• Spread in greased 13 x 9 inch pan.
• Bake for 35 minutes.
I even fucked the Beef lady. When she asked me "where's the beef", I told her, "Its up your fucking 90 year old asshole!"
She died a few seconds later.
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