TMZ reports that Kermit was killed in a Mexican Gangland Murder.
He had been in a drunken rage for days following the news that there would be no MUPPET sequel. His gambling debts far exceeded the money he made on that movie. Kermit got into an argument with some Mexican kids over a $40 debt.
This gang, known for disgusting decapitations all over Mexico,....
Photograph taken of 80's Boy Band, MENUDO, killed when they got the lyrics to a song wrong.
...claimed that Kermit owed them $40 for losing at a game of darts. Kermit was heard shouting, "Kiss my green fucking froggy ass you spic cocksuckers!!!!", as they dragged him away.
He was dragged out by his frog leg and taken to the railroad tracks. They beat the life out of him.
Kermit was last seen rising from the dead, looking like this....
US Authorities have contacted these two men to "handle" the situation.
More news as TMZ reports.......
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