4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed

Back in the 1980's commercials for sugar free gum used to always feature the claim, "Four out of five dentists surveyed....", meaning that four out of every five dentists liked or encouraged the use of the gum.  What always got me stirred up was this fifth dentist.

I mean what the fuck is your problem?  Are you trying to be difficult? Don't you wanna be part of the group?

I always wanted to tie the fifth dentist up in my house and just throw feces at him. 

He's the dude in school who always started arguements and never got along with anyone, so as an adult he figured he'd have his revenge by not supporting the same gum that four other Dentists support.

He's the reason jury's become deadlocked and rapists go free.
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ROMAN POLANSKI


I say that we hunt out all of the 5th Dentists in this country and put them into camps. The should be forced into hard labor.




The same thing goes for that fifth Doctor.  What a fucking cocksucker.  Fuck You.  You just gotta be different don't you.  A rebel.  More like an asshole.