Godzilla in the USA

It happens in Japan all the time.  We finally had 911 happen here in the USA.

But what I fear the most, the thought that keeps me up at night, is the possibility of a GODZILLA attack on the United States of America.

What is our government doing to keep us safe from a Godzilla attack?

After we dropped Nukes on Tokyo in 1945 little did we realize that part of the massive fall out of our actions was to create a nuclear monster taller than a tall building, and angrier than Rosie O'Donnell without a tampon.  We created Godzilla.

Now Godzilla is an American Made creature, but it lives in Japan, which it realized was the proper decision due to America's arduous citizenship process and it's treatment of illegals.  But what is too stop Godzilla from swimming across the ocean and onto our shores?


That is one menacing looking motherfucker.  Beware.

I have contacted The Pentagon to ask what battle plan they have in case of a Godzilla attack.  They have admitted that they've had a secret weapon in place for years to combat this threat.  It wasn't ready on 911 as they were still b, bring her back to life, but now the weapon is ready....


Nell Carter's Corpse.  Working out in the nude and ready to take on Godzilla.

But can Nell Carter's enormous body be enough to stop Godzilla's rampage?


This crowd of people certainly hope so and are keeping vigil around the country.

GODZILLA vs. NELL CARTER coming SUMMER 2013.

Will humanity survive!  Will America survive.

God Help us all Nell Carter.  Gimme a break!!!!!