Thursday, May 9, 2013

Jodi Arias: The Most Amazing Act of Self Defense Ever

So after my secret girlfriend JODI ARIAS was found guilty yesterday of slashing her ex-boyfriend's throat and stabbing him 27 times then shooting him, my family sat me down for a talk.

"It was self-defense Dr. Teeth.", they told me over and over again, but I didn't want to believe it.

I told them she shot him, then decided, "No I don't want to do it this way.", then she slashed his throat but stopped and said, "This isn't the way either."  Then she stabbed him a few times but realized that her grip on the knife was all wrong so she regripped it and stabbed, then all the blood made the knife loose so she had to regrip it again and stab again. 



So I believe she did do this in self defense and indecisiveness.  Had she preplanned out her method, she would have been blamed for premeditation, but she didn't; she figured it out as she went and just couldn't make a decision that day, so she defended herself in several ways, all making it seems as if she was just a murderous tyrant.

That's not the Jodi I know.  The Jodi I know has fake tits, and dyes her hair depending on the sun.  She won the jail house singing contest and wears cool assed glasses.  This is the Jodi I know.


Jodi told me if I help bust her out of jail that we could be together forever....or at least until the police returned her gun.


These men abused Jodi while she was behind bars. 

Jodi told me she would rather die than get life in prison.  She said death is the ultimate freedom.

Let's make sure Jodi gets her wish.




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