Well not really, because I am not a celebrity but I had a "wet dream" the other night so here goes...
I had this dream that Bieber, Lohan, Bynes, Octomom, Tan Mom, Farrah Abraham, Kim K, and assorted other annoying celebritards were all in the same airplane that was hijacked by 19 Saudi Arabian terrorists and the plane was flown into the side of Mount Rushmore.
The plane survived.
The hijacking jihadists survived.
The Mount survived, but....
The Celebritards all died from massive stupidity and lack of purpose.
The Feds couldn't identify the bodies because they didn't give a FUCK!!!
In other Blogitaboutit News,
Is it me or does Justin Bieber look like Brandon Tina (Hilary Swank) in Boys Don't Cry?
And finally, What the fuck happened to HOWARD STERN?!!!! Co-Hosting America's Got Talent has shown that Howards relentless battle to be loved and accepted still hasn't ended.
He has $400 million and a hot fucking wife. Three healthy kids and is probably the most recognizable and successful broadcasters in radio history, but NO...........
He's got to be one of four losers on a loser TV show where America DOESN'T HAVE SHIT FOR TALENT!!!
Fuck you Howard Stern you turd!!!!!
Take Care Folks-
I'm outta here.....
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