Powerball Cut In Line

So an 84 woman who probably has just months to live won $590 million in the Powerball after a much younger person let her cut in line.  Had she not been so nice she'd be sitting on $590 mil right now.  So much for being nice.

And will this 84 year old woman even give this chick a few million? Doubt it.

Doctor Teeth has said this over and over....

OLD PEOPLE ARE WORTHLESS.

They drive 22 mph in a 50.
They turn in the middle of the street.
They still write checks.
They modify all their food until its just a blog of nothing on a plate.
They smell.
They are full of age spots.
They only give you $5 on your birthday.
They tip 7%.
They aren't hot.

And they fucking steal $590 mil from those of us who are sure to live a bit longer than they.

It's time to take our country back from the Senior Citizen Brigade that seeks to keep us down.

A "thank you" isn't worth $590 mil
A nice gesture isn't worth $590 mil

Nothing is worth $590 mil besides $590 million.


You don't wanna know what I'd do to get that money in my pocket.

Fuck you old people!!!!

At least until I too am old then its FUCK YOU YOUNG PEOPLE!!!