Monday, June 17, 2013

Origin Stories: Super Hero Movies

How often are they going to keep giving us Origin Stories?

Bruce Wayne came out of his mommy's vagina.
Peter Parker came out of his mommy's vagina.
Superman probably came out of his mommy's vagina.
Most of the Avenger's came out of Vagina's.

They all originate from their mommy's vagina's.

Then they are kids.  Playing with toys, getting into fights at school then one day being called to duty to be superhero's. 

We get it.  Enough of the origin stories. Give us some cool rivals, monsters, evil twins, etc. to have fun with. Enough of the born from mommy's vagina stories.

We know where Spiderman comes from.
We know where Superman comes from.
We know Bruce Wayne needs Welbutrin.

They should make a series of adult video's in which we get to see all of their parents "making" them.  Maybe Spiderman's mom is a real slut in bed.

Maybe Superman's parents fuck very differently than humans, since Superman is technically an alien.

I'd love to see how aliens have sex. 

I wonder also what Wonder Woman taking on Superman and Batman would be like.

Just because they are superhero's doesn't mean that have big cocks.

But who knows......




2 comments:

  1. Wonder Woman really fingers her ass well, but Robin should be there to lend a finger or three.

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  2. Or you could get Poison Ivy or Catwoman back there.

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