I hate untalented and desperate whores like this one. Leave the birdcage on your head I say and don't ever sing another note.
I felt so dirty being on that special. I poured bleach all over myself and took a bath in lighter fluid.
Its amazing how the muppets were sold out to a woman who wears meat, dresses like a slut with Schizophrenia and actually performed songs in porn star attire.
Now, I am not the most moral muppet in the bunch but we were made as a kids program.
Jim Henson would never have allowed us to appear on tv or anywhere with this gross excuse for a human.
Look at how subdued we were in this promo shot. We had all taken a shit load of Thorazine.
And now Christmas is around the corner and I hear we are doing another Christmas special....
No conflict there. Kids should love them.
Next stop....MUPPET PORN.
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